New Details of Healthcare Plan Revealed:
WASHINGTON (The Blue Dog Report) - The United States Senate today unveiled details of its health care plan, tentatively called CompromiseCare:
Under CompromiseCare, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.
Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.
You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs - if you live in Canada.
States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan.
You get to choose whichever doctor you cannot afford to see.
You will not have to be pre-certified to qualify for cremation.
A patient will be considered "pre-existing" if he or she currently still exists.
You'll be free to choose between medications and/or heating fuel.
Patients can access quality health care if they can prove their name is "Joe Lieberman," are Republican Congress Persons, or have accepted favors from one or more Insurance Lobbyists.
You will have access to natural remedies - such as death.
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