A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
And I had De Gaulle to post this goofy art joke because
I figured I had nothing Toulouse after I paid well over $4 at the at the gas pump today.
As you may guess, I'm feeling grumpy about the rising price of gas.
Happy 4th of July!